So I was thinking, what are the odds, next presidential election…we just all write in misha collins…surprise misha we just made you our fucking president…for realsies
history always wins
Never mind the fact that the X comes from the first letter of the greek spelling of Christ so it’s not even removing Christ and has it has been a thing for centuries.
This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life
6 feet deep
Random fact about me: I can’t get high. :(
I thought I was the only one.
everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods
they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds
games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
Bikinilinesfreethatnipple (and yes had to shave my chest for a tattoo for triple 9 so don’t give me shit it was weird enough)
I love that he had to shave only parts of his chest…like why not the whole thing?
and honestly I don’t see why norm has to worry, we’re all gonna fawn over his chest and ask to clean him and shit cuz we’re all dirty pervs who are so fucking horny for reedus we don’t care what the hell he does to his body…which is completely ironic since a big part of it is physical attraction…but I guess nothing makes sense when it comes to reedus all you know is you want to feel his lips against yours and then all will be right with the world.
but nope..none of us are that lucky, we’re just lucky enough he posts shit for us to drool over.
*insert obligatory if you are reading this note to norm*
^ bla bla this bla… not complaining, i fucking love you, go clean yourself up before I spank your narrow ass. :P
I will never not reblog this.